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Saturday Special: Blondes on Blondes III

Blondes—is there anything better? Yes—blondes getting down with other blondes for a sexy time! With that in mind, join us for a few sizzling blonde moments with a parade of fair-haired beauties trading hot licks.  Addie Andrews & Chelsea Conrad  Briana Banks & Brittney Skye  Betty Sue & Fallon  Sister Swap  Victoria & Sandy...

Friday Funnies: Getting Schooled

In the mood for some smartass humor? You’re in luck, because we’re classing up the place—in a manner of speaking—with some textbook examples of outrageous cartoons! “Your son is extremely intelligent for his age. He does not believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, or the Republican Party.”  “Richard, ask the question...

Kitty Quinn: Your New Queen Beaver!

Like many cherished annual traditions, HUSTLER’s Beaver of the Year contest suffered a disruption due to the coronavirus, as the ongoing pandemic and the safety concerns surrounding it threw a sizable monkey wrench into the works. Sadly, COVID-19 led to the postponement of the photoshoot for this year’s winner, leaving readers waiting with bated breath. ...