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Welcome back to “50 Questions,” where we ask your favorite Cream Queens 50 burning questions, and they answer—honestly! In this sixth installment, prepare for a masterclass in pure sizzle with renowned MILF Ryan Keely.
HUSTLER: You were just reincarnated as a zebra. Honestly, how well do you think you would do?
RYAN KEELY: I’d thrive. Zebras aren’t used like horses because they’re feral, free and refuse to be domesticated. They don’t carry your weight, they don’t take commands, and they bite if you try.
2. Oh, no! You accidentally drank a potion, and now you smell like hot-buttered popcorn 24/7. How are you going to handle this?
I’d make a deal with a movie theater chain and turn it into marketing gold—just like Cinnabon pumping their signature scent through malls and airports. Weaponized aroma. Make it profitable.
3. What is the weirdest thing you’ve found in your bra/cleavage?
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