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December 2024

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50 Questions: Jennifer White

For the third installment of our HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we are tapping Jennifer White, the porn queen who has been making us cream for over 15 years. From harnessing the power of pigeons to sharing the secret of a good marriage (can you say blowjobs?), Jennifer proves that she is, without a doubt, XXX royalty!

HUSTLER: Congrats! You were just named the president and owner of X (formerly known as Twitter). What is the first change you would make?

JENNIFER WHITE: I would give people a list of approved music to add to their videos without risk of copyright violation, like Instagram does. It’s a small change, but needed. I may be a little bitter, considering I lost my OG account for that very reason. lol Also, way more importantly, un-shadowban everyone.

2. If you could emit a scent to let others know you find them attractive and want to have sex with them, what would it smell like?

I’m thinking Cinnabons for sure.

3. You were just reincarnated! What non-living thing would you want to come back as? (You’d be conscious and could experience everything around you, of course.)

I’d come back as a computer so I could simulate a new world for myself and experience literally anything I could imagine like it was real. Or David Beckham’s boxers. One or the other.

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