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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells
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Sex Superstars: Blond Bombshells

In appreciation of the beautiful blondes who have graced these pages, HUSTLER presents a selection of fair-headed powerhouses and fan favorites—women who represent the gold...
Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck
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Natalie Cuomo: Funny as Fuck

Natalie Cuomo is hard to pin down. Is she the “Queen of Queens,” a bad girl of comedy who loves to roam the dark streets of the Big City? Or a sensitive soul whose first tattoo was of a...
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Birthday Delights

We’ve found a way to counter poet T.S. Eliot’s assessment that “April is the cruelest month” by bringing back five Beavers celebrating birthdays in April. “I want to be the most daring girl in...
Asses High Vol. 9
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Asses High Vol. 9

Butt’s up, people! We’re back again with another loving look at some of the best backsides in the business, courtesy of HUSTLER’s most rump-tastic Honeys! So join us as we take up the rear for a...
Sex-O-Rama: Masters of Porn Funk
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Sex-O-Rama: Masters of Porn Funk

Composer Carvin Knowles on paying tribute to the music of classic XXX with his group’s sexy new album. Sex-O-Rama is a brand, a series of CDs and digital albums that collect...
XXX True Crime Junkies
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XXX True Crime Junkies

One of the most popular genres of TV, books and podcasts revolves around the evil that lives among us—true crime! HUSTLERMagazine.com gathered two sexy armchair detectives who aren’t exempt from...
Coming Back From the Fucking Dead
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Coming Back From the Fucking Dead

If your relationship is suffering from “dead bedroom syndrome,” getting back on fucking track might be easier than you think. They say getting it is one thing, but...
Girls on Girls Vol. 6
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Girls on Girls Vol. 6

Nothing beats a hot, naked chick—unless it’s two hot, naked chicks getting busy with each other! So join us as we celebrate the glorious sight of beautiful HUSTLER Honeys pairing up and getting...
Truth Bombs
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Truth Bombs

Is honesty really always the best policy when it comes to relationships? Join us as we explore the science. We’re taught from a young age that honesty is the best policy. What they don’t tell you is that,...
Fetish Spotlight: D.I.D. Divas
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Fetish Spotlight: D.I.D. Divas

Join us as we explore a kink that brings new meaning to the phrase, “I’m just a little tied up at the moment!” In this binding, writhing installment of Fetish Spotlight,...
You Can’t Spell “Romance” Without “Man”
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You Can’t Spell “Romance” Without “Man”

Contrary to conventional wisdom, a new study has found that men may actually be more romantic than women. Join us as we break down the science… We’ve all been sold the...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 14
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 14

You have to admire a beautiful woman who stays in touch with herself—especially if she lets you watch while she does so.  With that in mind, let your fingers do the walking through...
Coming to Terms
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Coming to Terms

If you’re one of those dopes who thinks that female orgasms aren’t important, consider this—your inability to get a woman off could take you right out of the mating game. Right now, a horny herd...
Blizzard Babes
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Blizzard Babes

The weather outside might be frightful, but these sexy snow bunnies are quite delightful! Prepare for a very cool exploration of powdery porn… Snow storm, sNOw problem! HUSTLERMagazine.com talked with...
Calling in Horny?
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Calling in Horny?

Could paid sex days become the next step in employee compensation packages? Back in the day, calling in sick was reserved for near-death experiences—fevers so high you were hallucinating, clutching the...
Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 4
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Red-Hot Beavers Vol. 4

We’re not quite out of the woods with winter yet, but we’re heating things up with a collection of fiery-tressed beauties from HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt amateur section!...
Post-Nut Revelations
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Post-Nut Revelations

Join us as we dissect that illuminating and sometimes distressing moment of clarity that occurs right after an orgasm. Few phenomena are as widely recognized—yet rarely discussed with total honesty—as...
Gooning: A Wellness Guide
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Gooning: A Wellness Guide

Good health to gooners and goonettes! HUSTLERMagazine.com presents a hardcore fitness-forward checklist for porn’s most loyal disciples. Make no mistake, “getting dumb for porn” is hard work....
Why Can’t We Be Friends?
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Why Can’t We Be Friends?

Yes, contrary to what some might believe, men and women can maintain platonic relationships. One of the oldest debates in the book begs a seemingly simple question: Can men and women really be just...
Birthday Delights
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Birthday Delights

Here are five Beavers celebrating birthdays in March and looking mighty fine in their birthday suits. “I’m shy at times,” admitted Harper from St. Louis, Missouri. “But I’m also courageous and...
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Top Porn Podcasts

Tips and Tricks to Produce a Hit! More than two-thirds of Americans listen to podcasts—roughly 192 million people! And over 5 million podcasts stream globally. As the genre has grown, adult entertainment...