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Line of Questioning
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Line of Questioning

Exploring the things you should—and definitely shouldn’t—ask when you first meet someone you’re interested in hooking up with. Dissect any situation where a chance encounter with a fine piece...
Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 10
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Well-Heeled Honeys Vol. 10

Hot Honeys in sexy high heels and nothing else—now that’s a fashion show we can get behind! Step right up and get your kicks with this parade of perfectly accessorized beauties…

Past Your Prime?
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Past Your Prime?

Finding sex and companionship over 50 is difficult, but not impossible—and your age could actually work to your advantage in the dating world. Hitting the dating scene with a few grey pubes on your nuts...
Porn Party Time!
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Porn Party Time!

The more, the merrier? You bet! Especially when it comes to throwing a sex-drenched fiesta on camera… Everyone loves a good party, and when you add amazing and sexy adult performers, the festivities can...
For Richer or Poorer?
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For Richer or Poorer?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a relationship, love or money? The Beatles once crooned that money can’t buy love, but decades later, Tina Turner had the guts to ask,...
“IN THE LAND OF AAAHS” NOVEMBER ’82
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Happy Fucking Halloween

At HUSTLER, we love to dress up to strip down. Hell, we practically invented cosplay and take XXX creativity to extremes. Our sets range from spooktaculary sexy and hauntingly beautiful to just plain...
Holly Hotwife<br>“I love discovering a woman’s girly, emotional side and riding an average-looking dude’s dick. I want to make his week, his month, his year. Hot, buff guys always get laid. I like to pay special attention to the average Joes and rock their world!”
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Birthday Delights

For some dandy eye candy as Halloween approaches, we’ve rounded up a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in October. Coralyn Jewel from San Diego, California, is a XXX performer, relationship coach,...
50 Questions: Demi Sutra
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50 Questions: Demi Sutra

For the fifth installment of HUSTLER’s “50 Questions” series, we snagged Demi Sutra. The self-proclaimed “evil cutie pie” schools us on what to bring to an orgy potluck and why cum should never, ever be wasted. …

Lickety Split Vol. 6
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Lickety Split Vol. 6

Pussy might not be listed among the five basic food groups, but it probably should be. If anything’s going to give you the energy and sustenance to make it through the day, it’s a healthy serving of hot,...
Are You Cheating?
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Are You Cheating?

Defining infidelity isn’t as simple as it might seem—and the definition is always changing. Join us as we explore this sticky topic. Not so long ago, the notion of what constitutes cheating was pretty...
Head of the Class
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Head of the Class

School’s back in, and today’s lesson is on the enduring allure of the sexy professor theme. Study hard! School’s in session and, before your palms get sweaty, you might just want to see who your...
Hot Goss?
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Hot Goss?

Wanna hear the latest buzz? Listen up—sharing scuttlebutt with your partner can actually strengthen your relationship. When two people first get together, they live in an almost perpetual state of tangled...
Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation Part 4
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Redheads: A Fiery Appreciation Part 4

Blondes may get most of the glory, and brunettes might have strength in numbers, but redheads are a special breed indeed. So rare. So ravishing. So hot! Join us now as we...
The Swing Nation:  Speaking of Sex…
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The Swing Nation:  Speaking of Sex…

Meet Lacy and Dan, a couple who have turned their love of the swinging lifestyle into a thriving podcast enterprise.   The Swing Nation podcast co-host Dan sometimes...
My BIG Surprise
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My BIG Surprise

Join us as we share tales of titanic dongs and the fearless sex workers who tamed them. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: sex workers are beyond-human superheroes who can do mind-blowing things...
Going Down Swinging?
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Going Down Swinging?

Yes, there might be a remote health risk associated with oral sex—but does that mean you have to give up eating pussy forever? For plenty of men, going down on their girl isn’t just about servicing the...
Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 6
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Titty-Tasting Time! Vol. 6

Got a hankering for hooters? A taste for ta-tas? Well, belly up to the breast buffet, because we’re about to satisfy your appetite in a big way with a smorgasbord of nipple-nibbling,...
Photo by Mathias Bothor
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Helloween: Of Giants and Monsters

The legendary German hard rock band returns with a scary-good new album and a 40th anniversary tour. Helloween, the legendary German hard rock band with more than 10 million...
Fetish Spotlight: Mum(my)’s the Word
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Fetish Spotlight: Mum(my)’s the Word

Exploring the world of mummification, a kink that some people really get wrapped up in. DISCLAIMER:  The ideas expressed in this article are for informational and entertainment...
Dead Lay?
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Dead Lay?

According to recent studies, a lack of sex can negatively affect your health and possibly even contribute to an early death. To which we say, “Fuck that!” Lately, there’s been a quiet...
Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 15
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Fine, Fingered Femmes Vol. 15

Beautiful HUSTLER Honeys getting in touch with their inner selves in the sexiest way possible—is there anything not to love? Of course not…