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Wet, Hot & Naked 7: Beaver Edition Vol. 2
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Wet, Hot & Naked 7: Beaver Edition Vol. 2

It’s time to get clean—and yet oh, so dirty! Go ahead; hop in the tub with these cleanliness-minded hotties from the pages of HUSTLER’s world-famous Beaver Hunt! Make sure you scrub hard!…

Michael Des Barres: “Is Your Cock as Big as They Say?”
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Michael Des Barres: “Is Your Cock as Big as They Say?”

The iconic singer/actor on genitally curious fans, the state of modern music and his upcoming album of ’80s covers. There is no better living...
XXX Superfan Stories
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XXX Superfan Stories

From houses to life-insurance policies, some of our favorite performers share the lavish gifts that their devotees have offered them. Being a devotee of adult entertainers is such a personal type of fandom....
Mind Over Mattress?
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Mind Over Mattress?

Tackling the age-old question: What’s more important in a partner, sexual attractiveness or serious smarts? When our horny bits haul us out into the world hunting for a hard or dripping companion to pair...
JENESIS JADE
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Birthday Delights

Adding extra pizzazz to this roundup is a handful of Beavers celebrating birthdays in August. “Men get horny looking at naked women, and I love arousing them,” proclaimed Betzz, a XXX video vixen and...
SCARLIT SCANDAL ANNIVERSARY ’22
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Everything Butt

Celebrate the beauty of booty with HUSTLER. Ah, the wonder of round, full, firm butt cheeks. For the ass aficionado in all of us, we present our faves of the past several years—or some of them anyway. After...
Goonettes: Born 4 Porn
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Goonettes: Born 4 Porn

Meet the Goonettes: Girlverts who celebrate porn and perversion without shame or restraint. Porn is life. That may seem a bit extreme to the casual viewer, but for gooners, it is an axiom that binds...
Sex Alfresco Vol. 2
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Sex Alfresco Vol. 2

Ah, the Great Outdoors…bright sunshine, fresh air—and sweet pussy! With summer in full swing and people getting out of the house for some quality time amid nature, let’s celebrate the glorious act of...
Butt Plug Beauties
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Butt Plug Beauties

Four XXX sensations explain the joys of backdoor toys. In the wonderful and kinky world of anal, butt plugs are a staple for those who enjoy some backdoor action. Whether it’s to get your starfish ready...
The Violent Hour: Time to Rock!
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The Violent Hour: Time to Rock!

Rock ‘n’ roll power couple Carla Harvey and Charlie Benante join musical forces to unleash a ferocious new collection of songs. Carla Harvey is the brunette former...
Too Direct?
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Too Direct?

In case there was still any doubt, no—just straight-out asking a stranger for sex isn’t likely to end well. Getting laid is something that people obsess over, and not just men. Despite what we were...
Everything and the Kitchen Pink
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Everything and the Kitchen Pink

You have to admire a woman who knows her way around a kitchen—especially when she’s cooking up a sexy time in her birthday suit! With that in mind, we’re serving up a...
Your Cheating Heart
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Your Cheating Heart

Yes, it’s true that humans aren’t hardwired for monogamy, but even if you or your partner have a history of infidelity, it doesn’t spell doom for your relationship. At some point, you’re...
Fetish Spotlight: Flogging
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Fetish Spotlight: Flogging

Looking for a kink with some seriously sexy impact? Join us as we go deep with these flogging femmes. Let’s get cracking! BDSM is such a deep and intensely faceted section of sexual...
Fapping Flashbacks
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Fapping Flashbacks

Yes, chances are that you (and your partner) masturbate to an ex on occasion. No, it doesn’t spell trouble for your relationship. Everybody jerks off to whatever gets their nether regions fluttering,...
Stocking Up! Vol. 10
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Stocking Up! Vol. 10

There’s no denying it—a woman’s beautiful legs are made all the more breathtaking when they’re adorned with a sheer, elegant covering. With that in mind, let’s dive into a collection of HUSTLER...
Sex & Psychedelics
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Sex & Psychedelics

Sexologist Annie Sprinkle discusses the relationship between altered consciousness and eroticism, and her role in a new museum exhibit exploring that union. Good sex is often equated with reaching a higher...
Lights, Camera, Oops!
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Lights, Camera, Oops!

From squirting-related slips to fuck-machine face-plants, four XXX performers share highlights from their blooper reels. No matter what line of work you’re in, chances are something embarrassing...
Ditching Dudes?
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Ditching Dudes?

According to a new report, an increasing number of women are dumping men in favor of the fairer sex—and it just might be the guys who are to blame… Bad news, guys; it appears that an increasing number...
Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 4
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Busty Blond Beavers Vol. 4

Yes, beavers are known for their large tails, but the Beavers of HUSTLER have some pretty impressive tops too! Join us as we celebrate some of the fair-haired, top-heavy girls next door...
Rain Parade: Marching Boldly Forward
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Rain Parade: Marching Boldly Forward

The neo-psychedelia mainstays are striding toward the future with a deluxe reissue of a classic album and a new record in the works. As part of California’s Paisley Underground...