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Oral Arguments

How important are blowjobs and cunnilingus to maintaining a healthy relationship? According to a new survey, the answers might surprise you… It has been said that the only certain things in life are death and taxes, but whatever bootlicking chump came up with that tired spiel must have never had a girlfriend. There’s one other...

Torn Over It

Is ripping your lover’s clothes off a welcome sign of unbridled animal lust, or a rude, costly act of property damage? There are varying degrees of horniness that people display along the sexual spectrum, one of which is akin to jungle lust—the kind of hormonal outburst that makes one beast want to get inside the...

Sports-Fucking

Do you get horny when your favorite team scores a victory? You’re not alone. Join us as we explore the connection between sex and sports. It’s an average, run-of-the-mill Sunday afternoon and a man is watching the big game on the tube. And if his team wins, his ol’ lady might be on his tube....