READING, WRITHING AND ARITHMETIC: A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A COLLEGE PORN STAR

"I live with a guy who runs a big adult web site and his girlfriend," Jayme Langford says. "I had them tell the school they're my aunt and uncle so I could get permission to live off-campus." The University of Judaism student has a lot on her plate today. She needs to get her car fixed, do a girl/girl scene, band rehearsal and study for a physics quiz. Clearly not the life of your average co-ed. "The kids on campus were coming to party at my house and, like, Ron Jeremy and all these porn girls are there," Langford says. "So my background was kind of obvious." The university yanked her financial aid after learning she'd been acting in adult films. Langford wants to be a cosmetic surgeon, rock star and, of course, porn starlet and makes no apologies for her Valley lifestyle. "If I were fat, ugly and really religious," she says, "I could just stay home all the time and study." By the way, Langford scored an A- on that physics quiz. Not sure how the girl/girl turned out. For Jayme's entire fun-filled day including trying to find her way around the San Fernando Valley without a GPS, pick up the August issue of HUSTLER magazine. On sale now.

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GADGET GIVEAWAY!

DIRTY PICTURES We know you've always wanted to direct. Well, the Vado HD 720p Pocket Video Camcorder from Creative can make your dream come true. This tiny device allows you to shoot high-definition video at the touch of a button. The thin, lightweight camera fits easily in the palm of your hand so you can effortlessly capture video. Thanks to an HDMI cable, you can admire your handiwork on an HDTV or use the built-in USB to upload the footage to a PC and share it on Web sites like YouTube. That way the world can watch your drunk buddy getting a little too friendly with that he-she.

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FRANKENFOOD: FEAR AND LOATHING IN AISLE THREE

Mamie Van Doren is stretched on the beach. Her blonde hair framing her face like a wreath. Sand sticks to her torso and exposed breasts. Her legs are crossed barely maintaining her modesty. She is 78 years old. And she looks great.

How safe is the American food supply? Not from the likes of terrorists who may dream of finding ways to poison us in great numbers but from the Food and Drug Administration and the nation's own corporate food suppliers. According to the August issue of HUSTLER magazine, about 60% of all processed food is genetically modified, with no labeling required. There are new types of corn that produce their own pesticide. Animals are dosed with antibiotics to increase their size – and profitability. But does this use of antibiotics promote super-bugs in humans that are tougher to fight? Concerned yet? According to a report by investigative writer Philip Mattera, the U.S. Department of Agriculture is turning consumers into unwitting guinea pigs for the biotech industry's new frontier of production. Japan has even taken a wait-and-see attitude and will watch America's children for a decade or so before deciding to follow our lead. The labeling paradigm we should be able to rely on when making our choices in the store only seems to add to consumer confusion about what's good for us. For example, using a practice called "clean labeling" manufacturers are allowed to state a certain product contains no monosodium glutamate even though MSG may be hidden within other ingredients. A similar problem exists with artificial flavorings. Most are granted GRAS status by the FDA and don't require specific labeling. "Companies have a right to protect trade formulas," says Robert Cohen, founder of the Dairy Education Board. "But if it's factory-made, I don't eat it." So what does this say about the FDA and its responsibility to American food consumers? And what should the Obama administration do to assuage the fear and confusion surrounding our most basic necessity? The complete story is the August issue of HUSTLER magazine. On sale now.

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PING-PONG IN BANGKOK.

Our intrepid reporter, Nicole McClelland, and her band of drunken Scotsmen roam the electric streets of Thailand's famed Patpong Red-Light district in search of diversion. They find some unique uses for ping-pong balls and an origin story for the region that involves big American business, dogged entrepreneurship and the CIA.

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SLASH: SEX, DRUGS & DELI-MEAT?

Former Guns N' Roses ax-man Slash grabs a corner booth at a famed L.A. deli to talk about his old band's giant legacy, a unique memorabilia project and 3am matzo ball soup.

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ALSO IN THIS MONTH:

Say hello to the Girls of our August Issue 2009...
ZEINA HEART | RILEY NICOLE | TORY LANE & CHRIS JOHNSON | TAYLOR VIXEN
BRIANNE COX | CLASSIC BEAUTY PAULINE

• Covergirl: Tayor Vixen
• XXX-MEN ORIGINS: KILLVERINE!: HUSTLERizing a blockbuster flick.
• SWEAT, SEX AND SADISM: Testosterone titillators from the '50s.
• VIVA LUST VEGAS AVN expo lights up Sin City.
• BUBBA THE LOVE SPONGE: High-voltage shock jock.
• ROBERT SCHEER: Fraud on a Grand Scale
• ALEX BENNETT: Let's Take Out the Trash
• NAT HENTOFF: Will Obama Confront Academia's Contempt for Free Speech?
• ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH: Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal
• Hot Letters: Show and Tell
• MySpace Girls, Real College Girls, & Beaver Hunt
• Famous Flesh: Sissy Spacek, Paris Hilton...
• Beaver Hunt: Bewitching amateurs!
• Cougars Unleashed: Sexually Confident Hot Older Women
• Tech Know - Gadgets & Gear
• Erotic Entertainment: XXX Movie Reviews

...and lots more!

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