Deep Anal Drilling 6

Debate has raged on in America for decades about the dangers of depleting our natural resources via excessive exploration. Deep Anal Drilling 6 makes the case that some resources are best left untapped. The video begins with Jada Stevens and Bella Bellz in bikinis, shooting squirt guns at each other’s turd cutters in an effort at erotic symbolism. Unfortunately, no such forceful emissions will be forthcoming from the viewers’ groin-guns. Bellz, with her hard face, excessive tattoos, quasi-mohawk and overly ample ass, looks like a lost member of the Kardashian clan who’s joined the freak show to bite off chicken heads for a living. Viewers will be hard-pressed to find their drill bits functioning as her shit pillows are breached by the improbably rigid ramrod of the poor sap who’s been tasked with spelunking her bowels. The grim sight of trashy, troutlipped blonde Alexis Ford rabidly deep-throating a bald goon likewise does little to stir the viewer’s lap. Freshfaced beauty Callie Calypso momentarily saves the day as she enthusiastically hoovers her partner’s meat mallet. Despite that bright spot, overall Deep Anal Drilling 6 seeks to hit bubbling crude but comes up coated in the same old shit.