This Ain’t Game of Thrones

KIRSTEN PRICE
You’re doing a girl-on-girl scene, correct?

Yes, with Spencer Scott. She’s very sexy and pretty and looks exactly like the character she’s playing, Daenerys Targaryen.

Are you playing a specific character?

No, I’m just kind of like this slave girl handmaiden. I’m just like her girl that does all her shit.

That she has sex with?

Yeah, I have sex with her because she’s only had sex with one man, her husband, and he’s dead. So she needs to experience more sexually, and I help her with that.

Now is that a job you’d be open to full-time?

Yeah, of course. She’s hot. I would do her all day every day.

Are you a fan of the show?

I’m a massive fan. I’ve been watching since Season One, and I’m really excited for it to come on again. It’ll give me something to watch on Sunday nights.

Which character do you wish you were having sex with?

Um, actually, the character that I’m having sex with is my favorite character on the show.

So this is your fantasy come to life?

It really is! Spencer looks so much like the real girl, especially when you put her in that costume. She looks identical to her. I love it.

Since you’re living out your fantasy, do you have any input as to what happens?

I think we can do pretty much whatever we want.

What are you looking forward to doing?

Her. Licking her vagina, having sex with her, making her come, all the good things that happen in a very good girl-on-girl scene. So it should be really hot. I’m going to motorboat those titties!

SPENCER SCOTT
So you’re playing Daenerys, and your character has dragons—

I’m the mother of dragons.

Right, your kids are full-blown dragons. Do you watch the show at all?

You know, I started watching a few episodes just because I knew I had this role. I usually don’t, but I’m going to start because Daenerys sounds like a pretty badass bitch.

Is there any dragon sex in the movie?

From what I’m told, she has three baby dragons. She had eggs and they hatch, but there’s no dragon sex, no.

Would you have sex with a dragon?

I would not have sex with a dragon. I think that would be a little scary!

What if they got a guy in a dragon costume? Would you be okay with that?

I don’t do guys. I only do girls!

You only do girls?

Yes, the princess only does girls in this movie.

But in your career you do guys?

No, I just do girl-girl and solo.

That’s fun. Do you do guys in your private life?

Of course.

Just checking. That would be weird if you said, “I’m not a lesbian. I just don’t do guys.” Are you going to make the transition?

Probably not, no.

Why’s that?

It’s just not my thing. Other girls can do it, but I just, I’d rather just do girls on camera and do men in my personal life.

Do your fans bother you about it?

Some of them do. Most of them like the fact that I just do girls. They’re kind of like, “Stick with that, don’t do boys.”

When you do a solo or girl-girl scene, do you do penetration with dildos and stuff?

Yeah.

Do you do anal penetration?

I don’t. That’s something I only do off camera because that’s something that can go terribly wrong.

Or terribly right.

That’s true, but you don’t know unless you try that person out before, I think.

BRANDI LOVE
Who are you playing?

Today I’m playing Cersei Lannister!

You mentioned you’re a huge fan of the show—

I’m a huge fan!

Are you having sex with any characters today?

Of course I am! Am I allowed to say? Because it’s quite a twist to the real story.

Oh interesting, no spoilers. Okay. Who would you want to have sex with on the show?

If we’re staying true to it, Cersei.

Your own character?

She’s a pretty twisted cat! She has sex with her brother. Also, I believe her nephew, and God knows the rest. She keeps it in the family. She’s a pretty horny little queen. Yeah, that wouldn’t be a good idea, to have sex with your family, so I actually like HUSTLER’s twist on her.

So what is it? Barnyard animals?

No, no, no!