This Ain’t Avatar XXX #2: Escape From Pandwhora

Ah, the magic of porn. James Cameron’s sequel may not be due until 2015, but thanks to HUSTLER, you don’t have to wait to whack it to some fresh Nabi. After our first Avatar spoof snatched the 2011 AVN Award for best 3D release, Escape From Pandwhora sends more blue bazongas busting out of your boob tube. The intergalactic erotica kicks off with indigo sex slaves Victoria Lawson and Mia Lelani displaying some awesome skull skill. But Queen May-Ot (Yurizan Beltran) proves why she’s the matriarch of Pandwhora, giving our hero Skully’s knob the royal treatment. Although the aliens bring their hardcore A-game, paleskin Helly Hellfire really heats things up. Her talent at tonguing Adriana Sephora’s twat and ability to take on two goo bazookas at once makes her the perfect ambassador to spread filth throughout the galaxy.We know what you’re thinking: That’s all real clever, but does anybody get the anal probe? Fuck yes! Rachel Roxxx brings her ass to the party in a finale that will have all life forms reaching for the lotion and Kleenex. The double-disc set includes two pairs of 3D glasses, but there’s also a 2D option. Regardless of how many dimensions you can handle, Avatar XXX #2 will ruin your next trip to the local hooker—unless she slaps on the blue paint first.