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December 2024

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Get ready to power up your light saber! We should say that this is more of a preview than a review, since the most hotly anticipated smut disc of the millennium was still being kept in the Vivid vault at press time. But from what we can see in the advance pics, it looks like the sexiest Star Wars convention of all time. Allie Haze is already getting props for her fuckworthy version of Princess Leia, and we fully expect her to have the heroine’s trademark spunkiness. Think about this: Allie wasn’t even born when the original blockbuster came out in 1977. Doesn’t that make you feel older than Obi-Wan? (Imagine how George Lucas is going to feel watching this.) Remember what the master said about The Force: “It surrounds us and penetrates us.” That line finally makes total sense! Yes, young Jedi, porn binds the galaxy together.

Get ready to power up your light saber! We should say that this is more of a preview than a review, since the most hotly anticipated smut disc of the millennium was still being kept in the Vivid vault at press time. But from what we can see in the advance pics, it looks...
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Rihanna Rimes

Allie Haze, Aiden Ashley, Kimberly Kane, Gia DiMarco, Eve Laurence, Brandy Aniston, Jennifer White, Seth Gamble, Tom Byron, Rocco Reed, Dick Chibbles, Lexington Steele, Danny Wylde & Derrick Pierce


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Axel Braun
Vivid Entertainment/Axel Braun Productions