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Space Probe

What unusual wisdom on the government’s part to send these two crack pilots out to explore a recent black hole in outer space, where spasms of energy suck in everything for millions of miles around. As the hole slowly draws them into its dark inferno, the temperature increases, and these levelheaded spacepersons find that they are possessed by an alien urge.

Casting their fate to the stars, they put down their stun guns, remove their silverized suits and play out the final scene in their space opera. Soon they engage in their very own deep space exploration—going where no man has gone before. And as they approach the stellar core, they become one with the universe. However, it is only a matter of time before the black hole converts them into antimatter—an unfitting end for a maiden voyage to the stars.

What unusual wisdom on the government’s part to send these two crack pilots out to explore a recent black hole in outer space, where spasms of energy suck in everything for millions of miles around. As the hole slowly draws them into its dark inferno, the temperature increases, and these levelheaded spacepersons find that...
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