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As the old bumper-sticker adage goes—and really, is there a better source of wisdom than bumper stickers?—“Gas, Ass or Grass: Nobody Rides for Free.” Sexy Hitchhiker Stories explores the transportation-centric barter system from the “ass” perspective, taking the viewer on a satisfactory ride in the process. Petite blonde Angel Smalls finds herself in need of a lift and ends up getting a rise out of Manuel Ferrara, who motors her back to his Pound Palace for a test drive. Smalls has an ass that’s flatter than the pancakes at a discount diner, but she works Ferrara’s stick shift with aplomb and tickles his tangy bung enthusiastically. As the scene unfolds, Smalls comes to resemble a ventriloquist’s dummy that Ferrara is operating with his cock instead of his hand. Pepper XO, a pretty enough brunette, hitches a ride with some schmuck on St. Paddy’s Day after her party pals abandon her. Oh, well—XO makes her own celebration as she kisses the Blarney Stone between the dude’s legs before he plows her moss-less mound. Cadey Mercury is a special treat, a pixie-ish, short-cropped brunette who puts on one hell of a cheerleader routine. Mercury displays perfectly sized, perky pom-poms and a knack for punishing her esophagus on a stiff prick. The “guy gives a girl a ride, then brings her to his place to fuck” premise gets a little tedious by video’s end, but some dull stretches of road aside, Sexy Hitchhiker Stories earns a thumbs-up. —P.D.R.
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