Riley Goes Gonzo 2
Variety can be the spice of life, but sometimes nothing satisfies like a single slab of prime meat. Riley Goes Gonzo 2 purports to be that slab, billed as a “hot, stylish showcase” for blond, bright-eyed vixen Riley Steele. Unfortunately, this dish is lukewarm at best. The video starts with a side dish of snizz, in the generally unimpressive form of Abella Danger. Danger’s nice tits aside, she isn’t anything to write home about; if she was your waitress at the strip club, your only desire would be that she made correct change. Nonetheless, Steele gamely tries to make the scene worthwhile, digging her thumb into Danger’s furry gash like it was a vending-machine coin slot that refuses to cough up the quarter it owes her. Despite the abundant pussylicking and rimming—in a not particularly hygienic order— the scene leaves the viewer’s appetite unsated. Next up, Steele commingles with a mustachioed slimeball who looks like he moonlights as a loan shark’s collection goon. He’s gratifyingly rough with Steele, fervently fucking her face and putting her in a wrestler’s hold, wrapping his forearm around her neck as he pumps away from behind. From that point on, however, Riley Goes Gonzo 2 is an express train to Snooze City. There’s a soft-focus bathtub scene in which Steele lazily dicks herself with a dildo among many soapy bubbles and a threeway where Steele’s sphincters somehow go unpoked, despite the perfect opportunity for a double penetration. Riley Goes Gonzo 2 ultimately goes nowhere. —P.D.R.