Racially Motivated #5

Here’s a movie with that nice, classy, puppy-adopting girl on page 28 draining a couple of low-life cracker ball sacks. Gotta pay for that puppy chow somehow! Why should I be motivated to watch it? Because Ana’s a little fuckfiend, Laela Pryce gets her rear-gina reamed by a big black schlong, Monique Symone drains a fat dude’s dick without smudging any of her perfect makeup, and tiny-assed Mia Rider gets DPed. Where’s the originality in that? True, it’s just a lotta cornholing on a lotta couches, but sometimes you gotta ditch the gourmet shit and eat a sloppy burger—or in this case, some tasty, greasy soul food. As director Tim Von Swine says, always invite everyone to the party.