Nooners

Cindy Starfall

This movie’s being shot as if people are shooting it with their cellphones. Got anything good on your phone right now?

I have a bunch of dirty pictures, but I don’t have any videos yet. I haven’t gotten a chance to convince any guy to kind of want to be on it, you know?

I’m raising my hand.

I know, anytime! (Changes subject quickly.) But I have a lot of dirty pictures on it. It’s funny, you know, when someone asks you, “Hey, let me see your phone,” I say, “Hold on,” then I’m going to hit delete, delete, delete, delete. Then I’ll say, “Here you go.”

I just have pictures of my dog.

Aww, that’s cute. She’s naked though.

She’s always naked. What’s the dirtiest thing on your phone?

Me having a shitload of cums all over my face. Like I remember, there was like four guys gangbang. You could just see a bunch of spit running down from my lips down to my neck. It was a hot picture. Definitely keeping it away from my mom.

Kagney Linn Karter

I like the microphone that your smartphone has on it.

I designed it.

Did you really?

No. May I ask why you’re sweating?

We just played Ping-Pong. I looked great doing it, but I think you won.

That’s all I wanted to hear. Anything juicy on your cellphone?

Definitely.

Anything you want to elaborate on?

I pretty much take naked pictures every day. There’s probably other disturbing things too.

Anything you’re especially proud of?

Not especially, no.

I couldn’t help but notice the dirty picture. Could you tell us about that?

That’s my vagina! The funny thing is, a lot of times I take these pictures for my Instagram and Twitter, so it’s not really for my own, just to stroke my ego so my fans can say, “Oh my God, you look so gorgeous!” I guess that’s pretty personal, but I’m just doing an act of selflessness and putting my vagina on the Internet for people to enjoy.

That’s what the Internet is for.