Nicole Aniston

Nancy (Nicole Aniston) had been waiting to have the house to herself all morning. When her unemployed hubby finally shuffled off to the horse track, the unhappy housewife settled down at the dining room table with a glass of her favorite beverage (absinthe) and a copy of her favorite magazine (Cunnilingus Monthly). Ten minutes later, Nancy was hallucinating and horny.

And then the doorbell rang once. It was the postman (Otto Bauer).

“I usually ring twice,” the dude announced.

Before he could utter another word, Nancy dragged the mail carrier into her abode. Her inhibitions lowered, she easily persuaded him to deliver a hot beef injection to her vaginal mailbox.

When Nancy’s husband returned home, he was in a great mood. “All my horses came in,” the deadbeat exclaimed. “Boy, did I get lucky!”

“Me too,” Nancy gushed with a sly smile.