My First Asian Lesbian

The great sage Mick Jagger once noted, “Chinese girls are so gentle, they’re really such a tease. You never know quite what they’re cookin’ inside those silky sleeves.” There’s gratifyingly little tease involved in My First Asian Lesbian, which pulls open the silky sleeves of numerous sexpots to deliver a perv’s-eye view of exactly what’s cooking. Ember Snow is a tawny-skinned temptress who’s as cute as the day is long. Nonetheless, she finds herself dumped by her boyfriend. Enter gal pal Mia Li, who offers to lick Snow’s wounds for her, especially the gash between her legs. Li tosses her friend around like a rag doll as she nuzzles those perfect teardrop tatas. Snow squeals with genuine excitement as Li laps at her trigger and then sucks it with vacuum force. High-maintenance gym rat Ayumi Anime rousts her hungover bestie Brenna Sparks for a workout. Sparks plays the ditzy, helium-voiced Valley girl to Anime’s controlled seductress—a yin-yang combination that yields a dynamic rut session. Eventually the student becomes the master, with Sparks applying an industrial-grade vibrator to Anime’s pearl harbor. Cindy Starfall and Jade Kush pair up for a scene that won’t win any acting awards, but will prompt the viewer’s cock to stand up and gush with sticky praise. Like a fine Chinese dinner, My First Asian Lesbian will leave you hungry for more. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —Pico D. Ribibi