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While America’s broken healthcare system has been debated endlessly to no avail, Lesbian MILF Doctors  offers an alternate solution that will keep users’ laps in fine fettle. Paige Owens is a fresh-faced dirty blonde who accidentally swallows the engagement ring her beau hid in a cake. Unable to excrete the ring through her pert pooper, Owens visits seasoned practitioner Richelle Ryan, who’s reminiscent of a Married…With Children-era Katey Sagal. Ryan informs Owens that the ring has somehow migrated to her vagina— the medical logic is questionable at best, but the allure of Owens splayed out naked, with her feet planted in stirrups, is quite genuine. Ryan’s bedside manner is impressive as she convinces Owens to confide her lesbian urges. A highly invasive procedure ensues, as Dr. Ryan lubes Owens’ chassis and performs a four-fingered probe of her patient’s snatch while thumb-wrestling her asshole for good measure. Owens, for her part, digs her fingers into Ryan’s snatch with the frenzied greed of a Big Pharma executive fleecing patients. Comely Asian chick Ember Snow is a special treat, like the lollipop you receive from the doctor after enduring a shot without crying. Snow visits the doc with an uncontrollable itch, which healing angel Reagan Foxx treats by pushing ice cubes up her twat. Lesbian MILF Doctors will leave viewers feeling feverish—but in a good way. Order today by calling our DVD hotline at 800-763- 8271 ext. 7651, or visit HustlerStore.com. —Pico D. Ribibi

While America’s broken healthcare system has been debated endlessly to no avail, Lesbian MILF Doctors  offers an alternate solution that will keep users’ laps in fine fettle. Paige Owens is a fresh-faced dirty blonde who accidentally swallows the engagement ring her beau hid in a cake. Unable to excrete the ring through her pert...
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Dana DeArmond
Ember Snow
Darcie Dolce

Isabella Nice, Paige Owens, Richelle Ryan, Reagan Foxx & Serene Siren.


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