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How To Bang Your Teacher

Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone? Not so much in How to Bang Your Teacher, which chronicles a handful of comely young educators who receive their training at the school of hard cocks. The video kicks off with Kagney Linn Karter, a bright-eyed blonde with proudly jutting udders. She finds herself schtupping a surfer-type student she’s monitoring in detention. Her young charge rudely thrusts his cannon into the silky canyon between her milk mounds, then whacks her ass until it’s as red as the apple he would have presented to her in more genteel times. As he drills into her meaty flaps, Karter squeals like Olive Oyl on a helium bender before receiving roping arcs of jism across her grateful mug. Later on, bespectacled brunette Loni Evans plays substitute teacher to a trashy, tattooed delinquent who fervently thirsts for carnal knowledge between her pale thighs until she’s a babbling, cum-covered mess. Finally plaid-clad, bitty-tittied blonde A.J. Applegate plays teacher’s pet, polishing her instructor’s balls during a slobbery blowjob and furiously rubbing her clit while she rides him to finals. How to Bang Your Teacher won’t solve the educational crisis currently plaguing this nation, but it’s worthwhile for anyone who wants to study hard. Do your homework by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com.

Hey, Teacher, leave those kids alone? Not so much in How to Bang Your Teacher, which chronicles a handful of comely young educators who receive their training at the school of hard cocks. The video kicks off with Kagney Linn Karter, a bright-eyed blonde with proudly jutting udders. She finds herself schtupping a surfer-type...
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Loni Evans
AJ Applegate

Kagney Linn Karter, Christie Stevens, Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Tyler Nixon, Tommy Pistol, Ryan Driller, Scott Lyons & Dane Cross


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Bud Fox
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