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Hannah & Ben: Will To Suck Seed

“So, we’re not going to the reading of your grandma’s will?” Ben meekly asks.

“Fuck that dead hag,” Hannah scoffs. “The only thing that old bitch ever gave me was this lousy brooch. Told me it’s been in the family for generations and to make sure nothing bad ever happens to it.”

Hannah undoes her bra and sandwiches Ben’s face between her supple tits while the brooch dangles over his head. “I’m going to wear this; you’re going to ride me and then drench me with your cum. Baby, I want you to make this a pearl necklace.”

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“So, we’re not going to the reading of your grandma’s will?” Ben meekly asks. “Fuck that dead hag,” Hannah scoffs. “The only thing that old bitch ever gave me was this lousy brooch. Told me it’s been in the family for generations and to make sure nothing bad ever happens to it.” Hannah undoes...
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