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Fuck the Librarians

In case you missed it, some of the hottest ass in any town can be found wandering the aisles of your local library. Combine that timeless fact with five busty British bombshells plus the always-believable storylines of porn, and you have a real masterpiece-of-ass theater. Fiery redhead Paige Ash ley does a nice job welcoming a new member, so to speak, catching a titload of cum in the process, after which Louise Jenson and Cindy Behr bust a dude wanking in the computer section and kindly help him find what he’s looking for. Bespectacled Lou Char melle, probably the bangingest bookworm of the bunch even without her colleagues’ crazy boobjobs, calls a local writer on his cockboasting and gets proven wrong. Anna Joy shushes a rude patron and ends up with a frothy mouthful for her troubles. Whenever she tries to close up on time, there’s always that one idiot who won’t leave until she blows him. Anal appears to be against library policy, so this all takes place in the V section, but you’ll be too busy whacking to complain. Fuck the Librarians is another prime piece of Brit sleaze you won’t find on BBC America. Go ahead and look for it at your local branch. It’ll be under the Dewey decimal number for ball-drainer.

In case you missed it, some of the hottest ass in any town can be found wandering the aisles of your local library. Combine that timeless fact with five busty British bombshells plus the always-believable storylines of porn, and you have a real masterpiece-of-ass theater. Fiery redhead Paige Ash ley does a nice job...
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Paige Ashley, Louise Jenson, Cindy Behr, Stacey Saran, Lou Charmelle, Anna Joy, Demetri XXX, Jamie Barry, Seth Strong, Peter Oh Tool & Kai Taylor

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