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December 2024

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Emma Mae

Feeling that it was time to add some spontaneity to her life, hardworking Amy (Emma Mae) decided to call in sick first thing Wednesday morning. But it wasn’t until the diminutive darling took the last bite of a leisurely brunch that she came up with the perfect way to spend her rare work time off.

“I’m going to get laid today,” Amy told the waiter (Otto Bauer) when he delivered the check. “I don’t know how I’m going to pull it off, but somehow—”

“I’d be glad to volunteer,” the waiter interjected. “Give me a couple of minutes.”

As soon as he returned, it took no effort at all to lure Amy to his nearby loft apartment. Five minutes after they walked through the door, their clothes were in a heap on the floor. Once the sucking and fucking started, Amy lost all track of time.

When Amy finally glanced at a clock, she was stunned to see that it was almost 9 o’clock on Thursday morning. She and her full-service stud had screwed away a whole afternoon and night! Looking for her cellphone, Amy told the waiter, “Give me a couple of minutes. I need to call in sick again.”

Feeling that it was time to add some spontaneity to her life, hardworking Amy (Emma Mae) decided to call in sick first thing Wednesday morning. But it wasn’t until the diminutive darling took the last bite of a leisurely brunch that she came up with the perfect way to spend her rare work time...
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