Buffy the Vampire Slayer XXX

Lexi Belle is the Sarah Michelle Gellar of porn, so the casting alone earns this spoof a stake-hard erection. But here’s something you never expected: It’s actually pretty funny too (well, sometimes). Lexi is the Slayer everyone wanted a piece of. She’s as cute and fuckable as you could ask for, plus she throws a mean roundhouse and even simulates the character’s creeping melancholy pretty well. But Lexi is arguably upstaged by spunky Jessie Andrews as sidekick Willow. Jessie is one of those fuck talents that porn (a veritable haven for bloodsuckers) doesn’t deserve but gets anyway. She even squeezes a surplus of charm out of her amateur acting talents. Stocked with loads of tasty flesh—Ash Hollywood and her vamp gang are fun, Britney Amber is a blond-bimbo wet dream, and Chanel Preston is just plain magical—this flick could have sucked a whole lot worse. (Get it, sucked? Vampires? Whatever.)