Briana Blair

Sally (Briana Blair) had her first day off in weeks. The dedicated accountant slept in, took a long shower and then ate what was left of a mushroom omelette her roommate had cooked up earlier. It wasn’t until an hour later—when Sally found herself walking around the neighborhood naked—that she realized that the ‘shrooms in her breakfast were hallucinogenic.

Tripping her ass off, Sally decided it was a great time to spark up a conversation with the new neighbor (Kris Slater) she’d been lusting for. “Mmmmrflg,” Sally mumbled when he opened his door. “Fher jgfld thrd.”

“What?!” the dude asked.

“Sorry,” Sally managed to get out. “I meant to say do you wanna screw?”

“Well, what are we waiting for?” her heartthrob piped as he unbuckled his belt.

Sally proceeded to fuck the hunk’s brains out. Later that night, after the magic mushrooms wore off, Sally was most surprised to note that she had no regrets. I need to get laid more, she thought to herself.