Brand New Faces 44
Judging by this installment, Vivid’s own fresh-crop showcase is even trashier than we thought it was! What are they trying to do, outsleaze our Beaver Hunt section? Don’t get us wrong; it’s refreshing to see Vivid explore the wild side, and this movie’s got a grungy authenticity that will remind you of that time you ran into Chris Hansen in somebody’s kitchen. (Hey, at least you got on TV!) Jenna Gold, who obviously thinks Lady Gaga stole her act and is probably right, works hard to be the funnest fuck in this fivepack, but there’s a certain charm to those faces that silently say, “I probably shouldn’t be doing this.” We can’t decide whether Jaslene Jade gritting her teeth through a facial with her eyes closed is cute or sad, but at least she giggles afterwards while begging for a towel. Guess whether a single guy in a room full of pornographers is gentlemanly enough to get her one. Go ahead, guess.