Blow

This is porn, so this must be a thriller about thugs killing each other over blowjobs. Clever, right? No, it’s just drugs as usual. But don’t despair, there’s plenty of blowin’ and bangin’ as usual too. Right after the titles, writer, director and copulator-in-chief Stormy Daniels unpacks her rack (those things look bigger in every movie), proving she’s got her priorities straight: fucking first, story second. Stormy is one of porn’s premier directors, and while her tale of hotheaded Miami drug dealers isn’t anything original, it is a tight blend of greed, betrayal and sweaty swamp sex. Apart from the star, the must-stroke girl on this disc is steamy Floridian Carmen Valentina. She’s the petite, natural-boob alternate for stupendous Stormy, who gets all of her curves creamed in three solid fuck scenes before her double-cross goes south. The three-girl scene with the rest of the sexpots in the cast boosts the value of this product a few notches as well. It might be hard to get good blow these days, but at least the porn is pure.