Black Lesbian Romance
Imagine a world without dicks and nothing but gorgeous black women with nothing better to do than lick each other’s twats all day. If you stopped reading and started stroking just now, get this movie. Our friends at West Coast pulled together the best black talent in the biz for this all-girl showcase. There may not be a single authentic muff diver among them, but they fake it really well. Misty and Rihanna get wet at poolside, Anita and Porshe bond over a glass dildo, and Jada and Jessica fill the screen with more brown boobflesh than is legal in most countries. (Hey scientists, if you’re still searching for that dark matter, it’s all here!) You’ll have to reload for the rest of the movie, but Nyomi and Imani are always worth a bad case of semen depletion. And if you haven’t seen Skin and Bella yet, you’re in for a double treat. Sounds like a lot of tasty, chocolate-covered eye candy, you say, but is it truly romantic? Well, if your idea of love is as damaged as ours, it’s a fucking Shakespeare sonnet. Play on, ladies.