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RAVEN BAY
In this movie you play a sex robot—or fuckbot is the technical term I believe. What would you do if you had your own fuckbot?
Omigod! I would do so many things! First of all, I wouldn’t have to masturbate anymore. I would just have, like, the fuckbot eat my pussy 24/7 and then fuck me all day long!

You wouldn’t want it to talk or spoon at all?
Um, on days I get lonely. But for the most part I like to get fucked.

Would you want the fuckbot to take out the garbage or do the dishes?
I guess I could have it do that stuff too. My laundry. I have a lot of laundry because I’m always changing my clothes.

Well, if you sit on the right washing machine, that’s a fuckbot that does laundry.
For real!

So you played the fuckbot. Very good performance.
You watched it?

Yes.
Did you like it?

Yes, it was very realistic.
I was getting the shit fucked out of me!

I wish I could go into stores and buy a fuckbot. That would be fun.
Me too! Have an on and off button whenever you want.

Would you enjoy being a fuckbot if you were one?
Probably not, only because you get told what to do all the time. And sometimes I like to call the shots. You know what I mean?

What’s the sexiest robot, from television or movies, that you’d like to have sex with?
I don’t know because I don’t watch TV or movies. I’m not really into that kind of stuff.

What about Bender from Futurama?
I don’t even watch that. I’m more of, like, a music person.

If you had your own fuckbot, do you think you could fall in love with it? Or would you miss that emotional connection with a human?
I would definitely miss the emotional connection because sometimes you just need that person to just be there for you. I feel like a robot wouldn’t be able to actually be there emotionally for you. So yeah, but at the same time sometimes I’m like, I don’t need a boyfriend because they’re just assholes, you know? You find a shitty boyfriend, and it’s like, okay, you got to tell me where you are, where you’re going, who you’re with. And with a robot you don’t fucking answer to them. They answer to you, and you tell them what’s up.

CAPRI CAVANNI
What’s something you think the future of sex should or could be?
The future of sex? Well, I suppose exactly what the script has, like, a robot that you could just fucking have them do whatever. I read part of the script, and it’s like, “Go get me a drink!” And she walks away, and he’s like, “I like the way your ass looks.” And she’s like, “Standing up or bending over?” That’s the future of sex.

So ideally, the vibrator of the future is a vibrator that looks like Chris Hemsworth?
Yes! That! Yes, free to be able to like, what’s that, Chaden Tatum, Channen Tatum?

Channing Tatum?
Okay! So if I could make one of him, I would be definitely down for that. There, there’s my answer.

And what would you do with him?
Have him when I want him; make him go away when I don’t. So simple.

In this movie you’re playing like a futuristic glory-hole?
Yes, I think it’s a portal. I’m a portal girl. So it’s a portal for them to transport I’m assuming.

Transport their penises into—
Something else.

You.
Okay.

I’d stick my cock into a garbage disposal if I knew you would be on the other side.
Thank you.

What do you think about the portal idea? Turn-on or turn-off?
Well, I like giving blowjobs; whether it’s through a hole or not doesn’t really matter. It’s kind of weird because I can’t look at them, and that’s one of the things I like to do. So I can look at their face to see if they’re enjoying it, and what they enjoy most is what I focus on most. So I guess it’s kind of a disadvantage to be through a hole because then I can’t see them. So I can’t judge what’s the best versus what’s good. Hmm, interesting.

What do you think the future holds for big tits?
I think it’s going to be the same.

Do you like your big boobs?
I do. Yes, I do.

What do you like about them?
They’re fucking beautiful! I like how I look in dresses, super curvy, which is cool. They’re soft; they’re bouncy; they’re big!

What do you like people doing to them?
Grabbing them, squeezing them, hard not soft. I don’t like soft.

What’s the kinkiest thing you like to do with your boobs?
I guess maybe just biting them. I don’t like a lot of pain. I don’t do the whole nipple clamp or anything like that. That’s not my thing at all. So yeah, I guess I like biting them, grabbing them. I don’t like being tied up or stuff like that. So nothing like that.

Are there any famous movie or TV robots that you would want to have sex with?
Give me some examples.

The Knight Rider car, Wall-E, Johnny Five, C3P0, the Terminator.
Okay, possibly the Terminator; otherwise no.

Good answer.

RAVEN BAY In this movie you play a sex robot—or fuckbot is the technical term I believe. What would you do if you had your own fuckbot? Omigod! I would do so many things! First of all, I wouldn’t have to masturbate anymore. I would just have, like, the fuckbot eat my pussy 24/7...
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