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December 2024

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Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs

Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs delivers a parade of ample-titted cuties ripe for the plucking—and other activities that rhyme with plucking. The central slut is fresh-faced dirty-blonde Alexis Adams, with delectable, pear-shaped paps and a thin swatch of pubes that dangles above her girl-gulch like a sprig of mistletoe. Ditched by her boyfriend, she seeks solace in the embrace of a coffee-shop employee. She takes a few precocious licks at his swizzle stick before eagerly swallowing him all the way down. A hearty fuck ensues, with the horny barista slapping Adams’ ass and tits for good measure as he pummels her puss but good. Plump-racked beauty Chloe Addison sunbathes topless as a dude oils her chest melons to glistening perfection before they retire to his place for a sex session. Addison delivers a fervent blowjob during which she twists the dude’s prong like she’s unscrewing a cap from a ketchup bottle. Eventually she’s rewarded with thick dollops of cock condiment all over her heaving hooters. And then there’s doe-eyed brunette Luna Kitsuen and her bountiful bazooms—mmm. Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs is the absolute tits for fans of bouncing boomers. To order your boobilicious treat, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com.

Barely Legal: My Brand New Boobs delivers a parade of ample-titted cuties ripe for the plucking—and other activities that rhyme with plucking. The central slut is fresh-faced dirty-blonde Alexis Adams, with delectable, pear-shaped paps and a thin swatch of pubes that dangles above her girl-gulch like a sprig of mistletoe. Ditched by her boyfriend,...
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Starring

Alexis Adams
Chloe Addison
Loni Evans

Luna Kitsuen, Charity Bangs, Sheena Ryder, Tommy Pistol, Jamie Stone, Marco Banderas, Richie Calhoun & Otto Bauer


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Otto Bauer
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