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Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies

In the 1984 trash-cinema classic Revenge of the Nerds, a group of geeky college outcasts exacts vengeance against their douchey archenemies in part by besting their rivals in a series of competitions. Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies takes a different approach in depicting egghead triumph. In this offering, sexy but lonely intellectual babes snatch the ultimate prize: gooey loads of ball batter pumped into their neglected nether trenches. Mammoth-mammed sexpot Autumn Falls plays a bespec­tacled math geek with a raging sex freak inside of her demanding to be unleashed. She fantasizes about seducing her classmate, and soon enough he’s spanking her delicious rump with a ruler and teasing her nipples with a pencil. A fervent cram session ensues. Mr. Math Nerd is built like a rake handle, but he has a tree branch sprouting from his groin. After the scrawny geek unloads into Falls’ twat, she scoops out the nut nectar out and laps up a few tastes, then kisses her beau right on the lips. Natalia Queen, a pert-assed blond science geek who gets wet over the periodic table of elements, turns in a scene that’s nearly as funny as it is sexy. A biology student in search of a serum to prolong orgasms, Queen tests her invention over a series of jill-off sessions in a comical montage that will have viewers laughing and spanking simultaneously. The sweet smartasses of Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies bring new meaning to the phrase “stroke of genius.” Order today by calling 800-763-8271 ext. 7651. -Pico D. Ribibi 

In the 1984 trash-cinema classic Revenge of the Nerds, a group of geeky college outcasts exacts vengeance against their douchey archenemies in part by besting their rivals in a series of competitions. Barely Legal #167: College Nerd Creampies takes a different approach in depicting egghead triumph. In this offering, sexy but lonely intellectual babes...
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Jane Wilde
Autumn Falls
Anny Aurora

Jane Wilde, Autumn Falls, Anny Aurora, Natalia Queen, Damon Dice, Ricky Spanish, Jason Moody, Quinton James


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B. Skow
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