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HUSTLER VIDEO BEATS HOLLYWOOD TO THE PUNCH WITH ITS OWN 3D (THIS AIN’T) AVATAR XXX SEQUEL.

“You can tell us apart by our boobs!” jokes Victoria Lawson, pushing out her glowing indigo chest. After several hours in makeup, she and Mia Lelani have been transformed into Na’bi warriors. It’s day three of a grueling shoot. They’ll be fucking far into the wee small hours, just like the night before. “I slept in this last night,” says Billy Glide, one of the body-painted dudes. “It felt pretty weird!”

HUSTLER’s first Avatar pornification was a sales smash and kicked off a 3D wave in hardcore. Now, in a porn-parody first, cockbuster specialist Axel Braun is pushing hard to get This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora in 3D onto the market even before James Cameron unloads his own Avatar 2. “Cameron’s going underwater in his sequel,” director Braun says. “Ours is the missing link. It picks up where the first one left off, with the human sex slaves captured by the Na’bi, and ends when the characters dive into the water.” While assuring us that “there’s way more sex than story, of course,” Braun boasts, “We upgraded the makeup and 3D cameras this time.”

“I love the set and makeup!” exclaims Adriana Sephora, one of the caged human hotties. “I’m jealous. I want to be blue!” The movie’s other nonblue blond bombshell, Helly Mae Hellfire, lounges in a skimpy slavegirl outfit, waiting for the call of the wild. “A year ago, I was spray-painting tans on people,” says the rising star. “This is way better!”

Five minutes later, Adriana and Helly are wrapped around each other, showing off their sexual dexterity as cameras roll. Even the seasoned crew members stop to gawk at the blond duo.Welcome to paradise.

Watch for HUSTLER Video’s This Ain’t Avatar XXX 2: Escape From Pandwhora in 3D, on sale this fall at HustlerStore.com.

HUSTLER VIDEO BEATS HOLLYWOOD TO THE PUNCH WITH ITS OWN 3D (THIS AIN’T) AVATAR XXX SEQUEL. “You can tell us apart by our boobs!” jokes Victoria Lawson, pushing out her glowing indigo chest. After several hours in makeup, she and Mia Lelani have been transformed into Na’bi warriors. It’s day three of a grueling...
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Starring

Adriana Sephora

Victoria Lawson, Mia Lelani, Helly Mae Hellfire & Billy Glide


Directed By

Axel Braun