Axel Braun’s Girlfest

With the #MeToo movement sending every human with a dick running for the nearest safe space lest an errant glance thrust him balls-first into pariah status, Axel Braun’s Girlfest offers a welcome respite to kick back and let the distaff half of the species work things out amongst themselves. This is an Axel Braun joint, so quality production values are expected. This title doesn’t disappoint on that front, kicking off with a stylish intro marked by tasteful camerawork and a vaguely Middle Eastern soundtrack. But after the dainty setup, it’s all tooth and well-manicured claw as “lesbian authority” Charlotte Stokely and Sabina Rouge face off in the erotic Thunderdome. Fresh-faced brunette Rouge, who brings to mind a young Mila Kunis, opens her legs like flower petals to the morning sun as Stokely greedily feasts on her cunt honey. Rouge, in turn, vigorously bounces her ass on Stokely’s tongue. With her bright blue eyes, fine features and wavy hair, Elena Koshka should probably be strutting down a catwalk instead of giving Lauren Phillips a carnal workout, but here she is, and we’re all the better for it. Koshka slaps Phillips’ pussy like she’s interrogating a hostile perp before burrowing her hand deep into Phillips’ crotch crevice. Raw and yet somehow elegant, Axel Braun’s Girlfest is worthy of a jackfest. —P.D.R