Anal Savages 6

Anal Savages 6 doesn’t quite reach poop-chute perfection, but it’s certainly not half-assed either. Director/performer Jules Jordan seems to have kicked up the production values a notch with this one, and the female performers surrendering their shitpits are, mostly, a bumper crop of butt-banging beauties. Blond, plump-lipped Naomi Swann is a fine-featured, elegant nymph who looks like she could have been plucked from mainstream modeling and dropped directly into this cornhole cavalcade. Swann is sleek and slender, with nearly nonexistent titties, but her ass cheeks are full and juicy enough to clap together as she flexes them—an enticing middle ground between flat-as-a-pancake and big-as-a-tractor. Jordan descends upon Swann, his cock assaulting her adorably puckered starfish until it glows and expands like a fuchsia portal into an alternate universe. It’s good, dirty, rectum-gaping fun. In contrast to Swann’s mosquito-bite milk bumps, Gabbie Carter boasts heaving dairy domes with saucer-size nipples. Carter is vigorously throat-fucked and banged doggy-style by some dude who acts less like a lover and more like a home invader—his ridiculously thick fuckstick beats up her colon like it owes him money. Criminally cute, doll-face brunette Ariana Marie further sweetens the poop-chute-plunging pot. Sadly, chunky, slightly wizened blond Katalina Kyle brings things to a screeching halt. Anal Savages 6 comes to a bitter end, but it’s a solid rump-humping ride right up to the finish. —P.D.R.