Anal Plungers

If this movie doesn’t loosen up your clogs and get your fluids flowing, it’s time to drink some Drano. Pretty as an angel, but blessed with human genitals, Lily LaBeau sets the right tone for this colonic cornucopia. Loverboy James Deen applies a butt plug to loosen her up, then works all of her holes like a certified pro. It has to be said: The man knows how to screw a pipe. Lily spreads the pleasure like warm putty, but the whole quartet of cunt in this picture is top-notch. Grade-A gapers Melina Mason and Lea Lexis lay down some Olympic-level ass splits, with the scenes stretching on as long as the cameraman can hold up the camera and the dude’s obviously thinking, I need to fuck that shit one more time. As strokeworthy as her predecessors are, they’re just warm-up for Juelz Ventura’s gourmet sandwich. If the box cover is to be trusted (and we have no reason to think it can’t), this is Juelz’s first double plunge, which turns out to be more of a roto-rooter situation. In other words, sweet Juelz gets all of her pipes reamed in a sweaty two-man job that will make you wonder how one little girl can put away that much dick. Anal Plungers ain’t elegant. But like any reliable plumber, it flashes a shitload of ass crack and gives you your money’s worth.