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December 2024

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Aleska Diamond

Ava (Aleska Diamond) has always loved the cosmos. When she was younger, she wanted to travel on one of the space shuttles. As an adult, Ava became fixated on fucking an astronaut.

After devoting years to this quest, Ava realized that her dream might never become a reality. There were only so many astronauts to go around, so Ava decided that she’d settle for banging an astrophysicist. When she met one—a brainiac named Peter (Otto Bauer)—at her favorite dive, Ava wasted no time in luring him to her bed.

The next morning, Ava had a rude awakening. “That was amazing,” she told her paramour. “Now I can say I fucked an astrophysicist. My parents are gonna be so proud.”

“Oops,” Peter replied. “You must have misheard me at the bar. I’m an Astroturf salesman.”

“Oh, well,” Ava cooed. “At least I got laid.”

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Ava (Aleska Diamond) has always loved the cosmos. When she was younger, she wanted to travel on one of the space shuttles. As an adult, Ava became fixated on fucking an astronaut. After devoting years to this quest, Ava realized that her dream might never become a reality. There were only so many astronauts...
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