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December 2024

Featuring Ellie Nova
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40 YO MILFS’ First Time Lesbian Lickers

It’s never too late to learn a new skill in life. Some people, when approaching middle age, decide to finally pursue their law degrees. The clam-lappers of 40 YO Lesbian Lickers aim a little lower in their self-improvement goals—crotch-high, to be precise—but their efforts toward personal expansion are inspirational nonetheless. Exhibits A and B: Blonde flapflickers Aaliyah Love and Briana Banks. After Banks takes a peek at Love’s phone, she discovers that Love has been doing some bone-burying with Banks’ boyfriend. The situation could have culminated with Banks ripping Love’s flaxen tresses from her scalp in an Applebee’s parking lot; instead, they settle their differences by chowing down on each other’s sushi. Banks is the aggressor here, folding Love into a fleshy piece of origami as she tongue-spears her twat and asshole. Three cheers for semi-peaceful resolution! Brunette gash-guzzlers Dana DeArmond and Jessica Jaymes are both showing their years, but they bring their experience to the clam juice-covered table in a scene that’s heavy on tit worship, with Jaymes motorboating DeArmond’s lovely heaving casabas. Remarkably well-preserved porn veteran Julia Ann clocks in for a tender session with India Summer. It’s questionable that this was Ann’s first time at the girl-trough on the day of the scene’s shoot, let alone in her life, but still—she remains rapturous as her tongue slithers along Summer’s quivering quim. The ladies of 40 YO MILFs’ First Time Lesbian Lickers  might be on the tail end of their XXX journeys, but their tail ends are still more than enticing enough to get a rise out of viewers. To order, call 800-763-8271 ext. 7675 or visit HustlerStore.com. —P.D.R.

It’s never too late to learn a new skill in life. Some people, when approaching middle age, decide to finally pursue their law degrees. The clam-lappers of 40 YO Lesbian Lickers aim a little lower in their self-improvement goals—crotch-high, to be precise—but their efforts toward personal expansion are inspirational nonetheless. Exhibits A and B:...
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Dana DeArmond

Aaliyah Love, Briana Banks, Jessica Jaymes, Makayla Cox, Eva Long, India Summer & Julia Ann


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Anton Slayer
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