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Bald, Buzzed & Beautiful

When it comes to making a bold impression, these close-cropped beauties are on the razor’s edge of eroticism. It takes guts and confidence to be an adult entertainer. It also requires those same qualities to rock a bald or buzzed hairstyle. And when a woman does both…well, that is sexy courage personified. I had the...
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Love It Limp?

Most people would agree—nothing beats a boner. But a surprising number of women enjoy playing with a flaccid wang on occasion. Most fuckers will tell you that there ain’t nothing like a hard cock. The swollen appendages between dudes’ legs have been showing humping humanity a good time since we first emerged from the primordial...
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Sunday Funday: The Big Kiss-Off 2

Yippee, yippee, yippee—it’s time to get lippy! Hardcore action is, of course, a wonderful thing, but there’s something incredible about the intimacy of lip-locking, tongue-touching closeness—and it’s even better when it’s two hot chicks swapping spit! So join us as we celebrate HUSTLER Honeys getting mouthy with each other.  Ariana Marie & Abigail Mac Mia...
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Danko Jones: The Man, the Band

The veteran Canadian rocker opens up about power trios, the sounds in his head and his group’s epic new album, Electric Sounds. Danko Jones is a man. Danko Jones is also a band. For almost three decades (that’s 27 years running) the Canadian musician and his mighty power trio have been grinding out classic rock-inspired...
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Sex on the Side

Sure, the idea of having a backup boo in addition to your main squeeze might sound great, but be careful—if you don’t go about it the right way, it could lead to hurt feelings and maybe a smashed windshield. While some of us genetically inferior slobs are out there trying like hell to get laid...
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Kiarra Kai Update

Remember Kiarra Kai, the free spirit from our July 2021 issue (“Models Without Borders”) who gave up her L.A. apartment, bought a short bus and is living her best life as a sexy, fearless nomad? She’s still at it, driving all across this great big country and taking lots of nude hikes along the way...
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Porn Star Productions

Not content to let someone else control their output, these enterprising XXX performers have seized the means of production to create seriously sexy content on their own terms. The world of adult entertainment lends itself to many opportunities to pave one’s own path and create amazing content. Where once you had to rely on large...
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Friday Funnies: Heavenly Humor Vol. 3

Are you ready to laugh your way to kingdom come? We hope so, because we’re about to take you to the promised land with a collection of outrageous jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Ha-ha-hallelujah! “Damn, Larry! Awesome 49th Anniversary Issue! Liz is doing a great job!” “Yeah, people are surprised when...
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HUSTLER Birthday Babe: Kiarra Kai

Bust out your candle and get ready to enjoy a sweet treat, because it’s time for a XXX birthday party! And while the birthday we’re celebrating is that of HUSTLER favorite Kiarra Kai, there are plenty of nice gifts in store for you too! Regular HUSTLER readers will be well familiar with Kiarra, an enchanting...
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Scarred and Sexy

We go more than skin-deep with a collection of XXX performers about injuries that left a mark. Our bodies are so strong, and yet so fragile at the same time. We can survive so much, but sometimes we’re left with a reminder of what we’ve overcome, whether it be from a fall, surgery  or even...
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Brunet Bush Brigade, Hardcore Edition Vol. 3

Dark-haired girls with lush crotch-curls: It’s time to put ourselves in yet another wonderfully hairy situation, courtesy of these beautiful XXX babes who rock nether-locks while taking hard cocks. Go ahead, get lost in these sexy bushes. Kendra Lynn Avi Love Mona Azar Sera Ryder Keira Croft Izzy Lush Jade Kush Iris Ivy...
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Real or Fake? The Great Breast Debate

Are surgically enhanced boobs best, or is natural the way to go? Join us as we weigh in on the eternal discussion. It is perhaps man’s greatest victory to get a woman’s shirt off. Unleashing those ta-tas is often the first telltale sign that, as long as he doesn’t do something really stupid to screw...
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Hotwife, Hot Life

These married beauties happily say “I do”—to banging other men with their husbands’ approval. The hotwife lifestyle is one of the most popular current trends in porn, and even in real life. For those unfamiliar, a hotwife is a married woman who is allowed and/or encouraged by her husband to pursue sexual relationships with other...
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Sarah Russi & Violent J: Down With the Clown

He’s a 50-something rapper who wears clown makeup. She’s a decades-younger OnlyFans model. Can this unlikely couple make a go of it in a world gone mad? We go deep in search of answers… They say opposites attract. Which may explain why 30-year-old OnlyFans model Sarah Russi is dating the 50-something Insane Clown Posse rapper...
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Friday Funnies: Thou Shalt Laugh Vol. 2

Holy Moses, do we have a hilarious time in store for you! We’re going biblical on your ass with a collection of outrageous jokes, courtesy of HUSTLER’s vast archive of uproarious cartoons. Enjoy! “‘Thou shalt not kill’?! ‘Thou shalt not bear false witness’?!! ‘Thou shalt not commit adultery’?! You can’t run a government like that!!!”...
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A HUSTLER Halloween

Here at HUSTLER we believe in celebrating All Hallows Eve with scary good sex. Sure, we like to dress up, but for us the fun doesn’t stop there. Witness the eerie ecstasy, spine-chilling heat and otherworldly orgasms depicted on these pages, and we believe you will agree: HUSTLER’s history is replete with tantalizing treats. “Samantha:...
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The Sirens of Scary

This Halloween, sacrifice your eternal soul to the sirens of scary movies. Like the thick plumes of blood that spurt from a freshly decapitated torso, the new golden age of horror shows no signs of letting up any time soon. Years from now people will look back on this milestone moment in cinematic terror and...
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The End Is Here

Brendon Small talks Metalocalypse and Dethklok At first, I was clueless how to approach an interview with Brendon Small, creator of Adult Swim’s hit animated comedy Metalocalypse—a series that follows five imbecilic musicians collectively known as Dethklok. The show, which first aired in 2006, pokes fun at the inanity of starfuckers through a maniacal display...
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SCOTUS Needs Ethics Oversight!

Public approval of the Supreme Court has plummeted, with pollsters at Quinnipiac University reporting that this year Americans gave SCOTUS its lowest marks in the poll’s history. A recent NPR/PBS/Marist poll echoed these findings, with 62% of respondents citing little to no confidence in SCOTUS. We are losing faith in the Highest Court in the...
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See You in Salem!

Yeah, Punta Cana is great, but have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Lowlita (pictured) is an erotic artist and practicing Wiccan who has an uncanny knack for supernatural encounters. It should come as no surprise then that her vacation destination of choice is Salem, Massachusetts, on Halloween weekend. Because that’s...
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Parasite Porn

Love porn, but prefer your sex steeped in mind control and alien infestations? Welcome to Parasited, the envelope-pushing horror porn site that’s taking hardcore to strange and deliciously disturbing places. Just in time for Halloween, Parasited blends high-end cinematics (every scene is a work of art) and breathtaking babes under the complete control of gross...
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Tales From the Clit: Little Puck

Water is wet, the sun is warm, and rappers love porn stars! In this fifth chapter of our X-rated storyteller’s series, HUSTLER Beaver (May ’23) and newly minted Brazzers Girl Little Puck takes us back to the time she banged a chart-topping MC and his entire entourage after a show. All aboard! “I’ve gotten into...
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Asshole of the Month: Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

Challengers to an incumbent President from his own party or third parties have never been successful in America. Eugene McCarthy failed to unseat LBJ in 1968, Reagan lost his first Presidential bid against Gerald Ford in 1976, Edward Kennedy fell short against Jimmy Carter in 1980, and Pat Buchanan and Ross Perot both fizzled in...

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