Zeke went to a tattoo shop and had the words yes and no inked onto his pecker. As soon as he got home, he stripped in front of his wife Carrie, proudly showing off the aroused organ and his new tattoos. “What do you think, honey?”
“What do I think?!” Carrie hollered. “You tell me how to cook, how to clean the house, how to dress and how to wear my hair. Now you’re gonna put words in my mouth?!”