Two businessmen decided to take a break in their soon-to-open new store. So far only a few shelves were set up. One man said to the other, “I bet any minute now some busybody is gonna walk by, look in the window and wonder what we’re selling.”
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when a curious old woman peeked through the window and then entered the store. “What are you boys selling here?” she inquired.