Donald Trump and Barack Obama were getting haircuts and shaves at a D.C. barbershop. Their respective barbers finished at the same time, and each reached for some aftershave to put on his customer’s face. Trump shouted, “Hey, don’t put that shit on me! My wife will think I’ve been in a whorehouse!”
Smiling at Trump, Obama said to his barber, “You can splash some of that aftershave on me. My wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”
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