Bill went to an expensive lingerie boutique to buy a negligee for his girlfriend. He was shown several and opted for the most expensive, a pink little number that set him back $500. When he got home, he asked his wom an to go upstairs, put it on and model it for him.
This is so sheer, it might as well be nothing, she thought. When she saw the price tag, she decided not to put it on and to do the modeling naked, figuring she could return the negligee the next day and keep the $500 for herself. She stood at the top of the stairs naked, called for Bill and struck a pose.