In what can only be described as pure nightmare fuel, well-meaning albeit confused Slovenians commemorated homeland hero and Lizard Queen/First Lady Melania Trump with a statue that makes Celoron’s serial killer Lucille Ball look positively angelic by comparison.
What Reuters politely describes as “rustic” is in actuality a monument to pagan terror—or so says this very unsettled writer. Its provenance is equally baffling, so strap in because this gets very random very quickly.