Two rednecks were sitting around drinking beer and shooting the breeze. After a while one of them said to the other, “If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off huntin’, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?”
The second redneck scratched his head and squinted, thinking hard. Finally he answered, “Dadgum! I don’t know about related, but it damn sure would make us even.”
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