A young college student noticed a smiling old man sitting on a park bench. Moved by his serene, wrinkled face, she approached him and said, “I’m a psychology major. We’re studying human development and aging. I can’t help but notice how youthful and happy you look. You’re beaming! What’s your secret?”
“I smoke whenever I want, drink as much as I want, eat everything I want. I don’t exercise, and I party for weeks at a time,” he told her.