Since 1995, adventurous men and women in cities like San Francisco, London and Montreal have been staging Masturbate-a-Thons. The current record for longest wanking session is reportedly almost ten hours. On the other hand, the fastest ejaculation is rumored to have occurred when Congressman Paul Ryan found an Internet photo of Ayn Rand’s wide-open butt hole and came in 0.05 seconds.
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