Mike and his fiancée, Karen, would soon be getting married, so his father sat him down for a little chat. “Son, let me tell you something,” Mike’s dad began. “On my wedding night in the honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, ‘Here, try these on.’ Your mother did and said, ‘These are too big. I can’t wear them.’
“I cried out, ‘Exactly! I wear the pants in this family and always will.’ Ever since our wedding night your mother and I have never had any problems.”
Mike looked at his father and said, “I’ll keep that in mind.”
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