Maddie went into a bar in Texas and noticed a handsome cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. They were the biggest she’d ever seen. The twentysomething sashayed up to him and asked, “Is it true what they say about men with really big feet being well endowed?”
“It sure is, little lady,” the cowboy drawled. “Why don’t yuh come out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to yuh.”