Three women were chatting in the gym locker room when one of them mentioned the fact that while there were numerous colorful terms for male masturbation—jerking off, spank – ing the monkey, slapping the salami, burping the worm, wanking off, choking the chicken, pumping the python and so on— there weren’t any common phrases for female masturbation.
“I’ve always called it ‘jilling off,’” said one of the women.
“But that’s just a feminization of ‘jacking off,’” argued the first.