Kristin’s husband Daniel always insisted on making love in the dark. After obliging him for 20 years, Kristin finally turned on a bedroom light one night and found Daniel holding a huge dildo. “You impotent, limp-dicked bastard!” she screamed. “How could you deceive me all these years?!”
Daniel looked his wife straight in the eye and calmly said, “I’ll explain the dildo; you explain the kids.”
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