Jan’s husband Vince came home hammered every night, and she always yelled at him before storming off to bed alone. One night she decided to try reverse psychology.
When Vince staggered into the house, Jan was waiting at the door in her sexiest lingerie. She settled hubby into an armchair and gave him a backrub. A few minutes later, Jan purred, “It’s getting late, big boy. Why don’t we go upstairs to bed?”














